Ok. I'm about to put my personal life on display. Just like the rest of this world. Face it, we've become a planet of extreme narcissistic exhibitionists and who am I to buck the system? Many people believe that art comes from pain and I agree. If I wasn't perturbed I probably wouldn't have that much to say right now. Thankfully life provides me with enough fuckery to create fodder for blog posts out the wazoo. I'm fast running out of wazoo.
I'll start with my brother-in-law.
Dear Dickwad:
If you ever read this I want you to know the vim and vigor with which you can go fuck yourself. You are a douche. I tried to like you, honest to sweet round-bellied Buddha. Yet each and every time you managed to find a way to alienate yourself. You're a mooching, anti-social, two-faced, control freak. If it wasn't for the fact that I love my nieces I would happily have you slapped around for the sheer pleasure of seeing your spindly, emaciated ass jangled like a marionette. You have insulted, belittled, disrespected and disheartened my family once too often. I implore you to take that sorry ass apology you sent me on FACEBOOK (cuz you're not man enough to CALL to say sorry), print it out, and shove it in the deepest crevasse your ass surely contains.
*partial back story: my niece stayed with us while my sis & dickinboots were deployed. when it came time to send her home, her father couldn't bother to call to let us know what arrangements he'd made. we (mom & i) were just told to drop her off to his mom. upon their arrival at home he didn't have the decency to call/text/email that the child arrived safely & thank my mom for all the care she provided. days passed and i noticed he had posted pics on facebook so i let him know he was in error. he made it clear to me that no human would call, he just wanted to enjoy his kid blah blah blah and if i couldn't come at him better then we didn't have to talk. i let him know that everyone who travels lets people know they arrived safely and if he had enough time to post on facebook he had enough time to call. then i proceeded to never fuckin speak to him again.*
So, you snivelling bilge rat, now that your ass is in the doghouse you've painstakingly erected all by yourself over the last 6 or so years and my sis is giving it to you wholesale, you want to apologize? Too late fucker. Too late. She may forgive you but I'm not that nice. You've made me feel too awful too often. Please feel free to suck disturbingly large elephant balls and choke.
Sincerely,
This sisinlaw that woulda had your back if you weren't so busy stabbing hers...
P.S. ma-dukes thinks you're lower than ant shit as well...
Whew. That made me feel so much better that I'm not going to bother to flip about my exbestfriend's super emo-ness... at least not yet. Everybody can get it cuz I ain't playing and dude really wigged on me for some sensitive bullshit. He gets 2 middle fingers. I only wish I was born with more.
M.
fed up...
I'll start with my brother-in-law.
Dear Dickwad:
If you ever read this I want you to know the vim and vigor with which you can go fuck yourself. You are a douche. I tried to like you, honest to sweet round-bellied Buddha. Yet each and every time you managed to find a way to alienate yourself. You're a mooching, anti-social, two-faced, control freak. If it wasn't for the fact that I love my nieces I would happily have you slapped around for the sheer pleasure of seeing your spindly, emaciated ass jangled like a marionette. You have insulted, belittled, disrespected and disheartened my family once too often. I implore you to take that sorry ass apology you sent me on FACEBOOK (cuz you're not man enough to CALL to say sorry), print it out, and shove it in the deepest crevasse your ass surely contains.
*partial back story: my niece stayed with us while my sis & dickinboots were deployed. when it came time to send her home, her father couldn't bother to call to let us know what arrangements he'd made. we (mom & i) were just told to drop her off to his mom. upon their arrival at home he didn't have the decency to call/text/email that the child arrived safely & thank my mom for all the care she provided. days passed and i noticed he had posted pics on facebook so i let him know he was in error. he made it clear to me that no human would call, he just wanted to enjoy his kid blah blah blah and if i couldn't come at him better then we didn't have to talk. i let him know that everyone who travels lets people know they arrived safely and if he had enough time to post on facebook he had enough time to call. then i proceeded to never fuckin speak to him again.*
So, you snivelling bilge rat, now that your ass is in the doghouse you've painstakingly erected all by yourself over the last 6 or so years and my sis is giving it to you wholesale, you want to apologize? Too late fucker. Too late. She may forgive you but I'm not that nice. You've made me feel too awful too often. Please feel free to suck disturbingly large elephant balls and choke.
Sincerely,
This sisinlaw that woulda had your back if you weren't so busy stabbing hers...
P.S. ma-dukes thinks you're lower than ant shit as well...
Whew. That made me feel so much better that I'm not going to bother to flip about my exbestfriend's super emo-ness... at least not yet. Everybody can get it cuz I ain't playing and dude really wigged on me for some sensitive bullshit. He gets 2 middle fingers. I only wish I was born with more.
M.
fed up...
0 nut (s) in the gallery shelled out:
Post a Comment