Stans... How Many Of Us Have Them

I see you eyeballing my spot, you corn-pone strumpet.
I hope you find what you're looking for.
I'm pretty sure you like what you see since I'm some kind of special if I do say so myself (and I do... repeatedly)
But do me a favor, kindly stop hanging from my nuts so hard... you're making walking difficult.

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"me a watch dem, a watch dem, a watch me" ahahahahhaahha.
clowns.